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Thursday, February 28th, 2008
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11:12 pm
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cuban flower dessert
welllllll!!!!! Los Angeles is so dreamy in nice weather. On my day off it was a regular summer day so I drove to Malibu, laid down on the sand, ate a pineapple and watched dolphins for a while. I sort of dozed off and when I woke back up my first instinct was to gather my things and head back into my sandy little La Bahia studio...but I looked around and saw dumb surfers and a cliff. La Bahia Santa Cruz life did you really exist!!?! ever!
my job is totally stupid and hilarious. every day another has-been famous fool comes in. I love it, it doesn't get old, I love seeing what famous people buy. Today the Fonz bought hippie deodorant. Ha! I should probably move out soon and start my real life. I don't know where to go for sure. Every time I get close to deciding I change my mind and go oh well it's time to go on vacation again. Maybe I will go to Puerto Rico for another month or so before moving out. But really I just wish all my friends would move to LA for summer and rent a huge house with a million different rooms and throw badasssss parties and be the most popular girls in school. riiiiight??
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| Tuesday, April 17th, 2007
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12:20 am - meep
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| Monday, March 19th, 2007
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9:15 pm - fique bêbado e vai ao zoológico!!!!!!!!!!
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| Saturday, March 3rd, 2007
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12:50 pm - WHAT YOU CAN DO
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| Monday, February 6th, 2006
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10:17 pm - Squonk
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To summarize the legend of the squonk: It is a very ugly creature, and it knows this. Its skin is ill-fitting, and covered with warts and other blemishes, therefore the squonk hides from being seen, and spends much of its time weeping sorrowfully over its own ugliness. Hunters who have attempted to catch squonks have found that the creature is capable of evading capture by dissolving completely into a pool of tears and bubbles when cornered. A certain J.P. Wentling is supposed to have coaxed one into a bag, which while he was carrying it home, suddenly lightened. On inspection, he found that the bag contained only the liquid remains of the sad animal.
The scientific name name of the squonk, Lacrimacorpus dissolvens, comes from Latin words meaning "tear", "body", and "dissolve".
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| Sunday, November 7th, 2004
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9:21 pm
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| Wednesday, June 2nd, 2004
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10:47 am
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| Friday, April 30th, 2004
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6:55 pm - if only i had the before picture
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| Sunday, April 11th, 2004
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3:19 am - what a weekend
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| Monday, March 29th, 2004
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2:08 pm
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Miss Susie had a steamboat,
the steamboat had a bell.
Miss Susie went to heaven,
the steamboat went to -
Hello operator please give me number nine,
and if you disconnect me,
I'll kick you from -
Behind the refrigerator there was a piece of glass,
Miss Susie sat upon it and cut her little -
Ask me no more questions,
tell me no more lies.
The boys are in the bathroom zipping up their -
Flies are in the meadow,
the bees are in the park.
Miss Susie and her boyfriend are kissing in the -
Dark is like a movie,
a movie's like a show.
A show is like a tv screen and that is all -
I know I know my mother
I know I know my pa
I know I know my sister
With the alligator bra
current music: love
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| Sunday, November 2nd, 2003
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2:12 pm
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happy
